Oh man. If the cool change was a dude…
If the cool change was a dude I would just love it all the way over town. If it was a dude with a great smile. and rad hair and probably a beard. And he reads great novels and has a startling and dry sense of humour, a fantastic vocabulary and perhaps a penchant for fantasy lit’. If the cool change was that dude, I’d marry it so hard right now.
27.1.2012 Leftovers
They come in droves (of like, two and three) and stand and sit and lay and dance and bocce on the lawn and they eat and laugh and then, the next day, when it’s all over, you’re cleaning up the aftermath, feeling a little the loss of your house full of life and still finding empties when you see them… enough wee forgotten beers to fill a box. And you know that you’ll do it all again next year.
Aaathankyouverymuch.
25.1.2012 Newspaper headline poetry
assembled and discovered at Jellystone, Brunswick and truly, truly excellent.
My favourite, in case you can’t read it: Angry hooker swans cry foul on baby massaging.
simple yet effective.
22.1.2012 Beer and TV
I am aware that alcohol was recently featured as my favourite part of the day and that its popping up twice in a week may indicate problems of a serious nature, but let’s not talk about that now. Let’s talk instead about a disgustingly hot day, about sitting inside for hours because you’re too afraid of the heat, about finally walking to your friend Renee’s house and inwardly moaning the entire time because you don’t deal with high temperatures well and you feel repugnant and oafish and sweaty and awful when it’s this hot, and then about how when you get there you’re welcomed with a cold Coopers and a fan and it’s one of the most beautiful things that’s ever happened.
Drank while watching first ep of New Girl, which I have high hopes for. Yes.
21.1.2012 Out the back of Green
I like this place. I get over it sometimes, but the staff are usually fantastic, the food is good and cheap and the coffee is lovely. This lovely laneway-esque part is where Jessie and sat, fortunately shielded by a tree (we are quite pale), for our “don’t judge us for only making our way out of bed by about three and thusly eating our first meal of the day at four thirty” breakfast.
Oh yeah- all day breakfast. I knew there was another reason.